The Heart Break Gal..

First Commandment - "I am the boss and there are no other bosses before me."

Second Commandment - "Thou shall not tell me to move on."

Third Commandment - "Thou shall not take thy urine and douse it upon my face."

Fourth Commandment - "Thou shalt not cross thy arms and yell 'Suck It!'"

Fifth Commandment - "Thou shall not take thy disciple's face and shove it into thy rectal cavity."

Sixth Commandment - "Thou shall not take a garbage can and shove it down over thy head and fall from a thirty-foot ladder and try to take thee out."

Seventh Commandment - "Screw unto others before they screweth unto you."

Eighth Commandment - "Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife... unless she's really, really hot."

Ninth Commendment - "Thou shall not reformeth in the name of Lord McMahon the group in which is know as "Inferior."

Tenth Commendment - "The boss is right in all cases. If thou proves me wrong with thy own evidence, then thou shall hear the wrath of the Lord in person with thy words: 'YOU'RE FIRED!!'"